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Val is that dude who used to sit in OOC for like 15353742 hours straight idling before he got kicked. He was so bad at this idling thing that he eventually had to resort to an idling script. Now secure with the computer timing his perpetual laziness, he can be seen popping in and out of the OOC channel every few hours, staying 30 minutes, then popping out with the message "I was idlin'"

He's also pretty much the coolest dude evar. Srsly.

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Valentine Maralov: Pwnted and Torporized. He's in the sleepy sleepy now.

Al Zafir Muhat: Everyone should just forget about this one.

Seth Fallon: Nubbie.

Val doesn't really "love" anyone. Real men don't need love. The only exception to this is his 20-pound black cat, Pooky. Pooky is fat, lazy, malicious, spiteful, arrogant, and entirely too fascinated with what Val smells like. Why does Val love Pooky? Because Pooky is the essence of "fuck you", and Val respects that.

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Makes Mike /very/ sick :P

ADDED: sick with desire, that is