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These all came from various conversations, and a huge one in ooc once when we were alllll joking around and teasing each other like gamer-friends about stuff that'd happened in game and out. Feel free to add your own.

  1. If you plan to start a rebellion in Elysium, and start fightin' people, you need to all revolt at the same time, not one at a time
  2. Don't punch dogs in the face
  3. If your childe plans to shoot a gas main to commit suicide, don't run into the room!
  4. Don't take everything away from a person when you're the Prince when you are having a meeting with them on top of a really tall building
  5. When a ST says, "Are you sure you want to do this?" ... don't do it man, it's like free Common Sense
  6. If the Invictus invite you for a meeting, set a neutral ground, not a place to watch you and everyone else get purged because slide-in security gates suck
  7. If you expect a trap, don't go.
  8. When sentencing someone to banishment in Elysium (prior to the Monstrous Countenance nerf), make sure at least 1 person isn't looking at the Nosferatu you're sentencing. Exceptionals suck.
  9. Don't sneak into someone's haven and get caught 10 minutes before dawn. Even worse: an Invictus' haven.
  10. When jumping a Nosferatu, do not forget to bring someone with Auspex.
  11. Don't follow two sketchy ghouls into dark alleyways by yourself.
  12. If you must walk into a house full of hungry ghouls whom you know the master of which is dead, don't let them lead you to a room of their choosing
  13. Catch Poles
  14. We neutered blood hand because we were dumb enough to have decapitation rules once. Oops.
  15. If you're going to shackle someone up, make sure they don't have bat form first.
  16. When trying to sneak up on someone in a small garden, don't shift into bear form.
  17. Don't follow a creepily high-BP nomad with a mysteriously shady past into a room alone. Worse, don't let them tie you up.
  18. Dogs are immune to Sovereignty. Oops.
  19. Arguing with a ST about if dogs can see through Obfuscate is not wise; there is Animalism for a reason.
  20. If it all comes down to one roll on one power that you always use against everyone to save your ass... man, you better have a backup plan
  21. Dominate #Sell me your truck for a dollar# works, but man, someone's gunna get you back for that one
  22. Random Entrancement never works. Always have a plan
  23. If the Bishop is all of a sudden unusually nice to you, and acts like your best friend ever, then invites you over for a chat in his basement, you're gunna die
  24. If you come into gamehelp with a specialty in great axes, yes someone is going to say something
  25. Entrancing everyone you meet is not going to last long
  26. If you must betray your covenant, don't get blood bound and then tell everyone about it, including the covenant you forgot to leave
  27. If you agree to submit to a vinculum to get Priscus, you are a tool
  28. Don't go wandering into cemetaries with Mages, make a big stink and then try to play it off like you totally didn't even do it
  29. Bitching that older character should be force retired because a year old character stomped your week old combat character will not win the argument - stop picking stupid fights
  30. Random trust is trust soon betrayed
  31. Tasering the Crone Hierophant will get you killed
  32. Some disciplines are fucking obvious in public, a couple examples of these are: Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare and Nightmare
  33. STs sometimes make mistakes, quoting book pages helps, saying WTF ARE YOU AGAINST ME FOR does not so much
  34. Arguing with a ST after you've already done enough to warrant a ban for a half hour over AIM and ranting about dumb shit does not actually help your case in the slightest
  35. Wearing a wrestling mask around in public is a great way to get noticed by the wrong people
  36. The Sanctified are not good Christians that love God and are happy to hang around singing kumbaya
  37. The black muslim members of the Carthians are generally not happy, brotherly people
  38. The Carthians are not founded on the principals of "Fuzzy Bunny"
  39. If you want a blooded lineage, you better have read the damn book first, or you're gunna fuck it up the first time you meet an Invictus
  40. Rolling up with an army on vengeful old former Hounds with temper problems, then letting them walk away to shank your ass one by one rarely (read never in a million fucking years) ends well
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