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What the hell could you possibly want to know more about me for?
I guess I should start off by pointing out that I'm a June baby - June 19th to be exact - which makes me a shiny Gemini. Yes, it explains a lot about me. No, you don't have to tell me -- tons of people have.
Yes, it's true I have wrestled an alligator in the arctic circle with nothing but a pair of FUBU shoes on.
- Some artistic liberties have been taken within the former sentence.
It is not true that while living with someone in Arizona that I got so drunk off of rum that I sang Whitney Houston, tried to make "rum-icecubes", threatened to kill someone with a water noodle claymore while pretending to be Sean Connery as Richard the Lionheart.
- The work above is non-fiction.
According to the Chinese zodiac I am a bitch (Dog). See information on Dogs here. Who knew?
It's a well-known and documented fact that my left eye suffers more damage in general than my right eye. Why? Fucker has a magnet for vodka, rum, elbows... That's the only logical explanation.
The worst scar I ever got during childhood is on the back of my right leg. I was climbing chain-link fences with a friend, because I liked to play with the boys, and I slipped and wound up slicing the back of my leg open on one of those pointy fence top things. Ouch indeed.
I've had three broken ribs, two from an incident with my brother over a video game controller (tackling people as teenagers onto hard surfaces = not a good idea!), another from a collision at third base during one of my fast-pitch softball games with a line-drive when I was about 7 feet away from the batters box (people who know how fast-pitch is played understand what third basemen have to do when there's a possible bunt). I've had two hairline fractures on my fingers, one of which came from a pillow-fight with three people in Arizona (no lie). The other came from... hell, I don't remember, I think it was from playing basketball. My right ankle been hairline fractured twice, once during the 1st grade while we were playing shove people off the dangerous pilons in the middle of a rock pit (jesus, think about the toys and places to play of our youth now and how quick people'd get sued now!) with wiffle bats. The second time it got fractured was in another fast-pitch softball game.
Yes, my ankle hurts when it's going to rain. Yes, I whine about it like an old lady.
I believe pirates are superior to ninjas in every way.
That's all for today.