Naomi Schroeder
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All over the earth.
Propagating more boring damned people.
What a horror show.
The earth swarmed with them.
- Charles Bukowski
Conversations on a Blonde
Conversation #1
"Charming young lady that."
"You've never even spoken to her. You'd change your tune if you had."
"Nonsense, anyone that looks so sweet could only have the voice of an angel and the temperament to match."
"Son, let me tell you a little about angels. Even Lucifer was an angel."
"You have a point?"
"Yeah. That woman right there is the devil, and she's wearing a fucking red dress."
"That's okay. I'd go to hell for that."
"This is why I worry about my kids."
"What?!"
Conversation #2
Group: "Sheeeit."
Conversation #3
"Who was that bitch, anyway?"
"Some designer. You know, I've half a mind to spray this mink with starch to get even."
"She's in the wrong state, to be sure. Aren't bitches like her kept in New York and Jersey?"
"Yeah."
"I saw her the other day, too, she was all swinging and dancing at a charity ball. Some charity she has."
"Yeah."
"Give me that starch. Fucking bitch."
Conversation #4
"So, we were talking."
"You were talking to her?"
"Yeah. Can I finish?"
"Sure, but I'm trying to decide why Naomi was talking to you of all people."
"You know her?"
"Kinda."
"What's kinda?"
"She screamed at me once because I walked out in front of her car."
"Whoa. Like Lindsey Lohan?"
"Yeah, totally like that - except I didn't get run over."
"Wow."
"Yeah. So, you were saying?"
"Shit. I talked to her and asked her to pass me a napkin..."
"...Was there more to this story?"
"What? You act like just 'cause you almost got ran over, you've got a better story than me?"
"You're so fucking hopeless, Dennis."
"Says the man who has a story about a blonde chick who almost ran him over for being a jaywalking moron."
"What!?"
Conversation #5
"What'd that lady just buy from here?"
"Which one, ma'am?"
"The one with the blonde hair, gucci boots and th-"
"Nothing."
"She had a bag though."
"She's a designer."
"...Oh. Do you sell her collection here?"
"No."
"Damnit."
Things of Note
Buckhead Penthouse
 Relaxing Area |
 Sitting Room v1 |
 Sitting Room v2 |
 Sitting Room v3 |
 View of Buckhead |
 Down the Hall |
 Entrance Hall |
 Rooftop Pool viewing Atlanta |
The Audi
Additional Properties