Mike

Mike needs help. - Natasha

Lots of help. The kind only money can buy. He's photographing CORN DOGS, for christs sake! - kink

Mike's corndogs scare me.......ALOT. His pics look like the plot from a telemundo soap opera - Josh

Likes

His daughter... she is awesome. :D
Running...Seriously, you get forced to do it everyday eventually you had better like it.
Smileys, I love them and use them regularly. They're just so cute :P
Airborne Ops and truthfully his job as much as he likes to bitch about it.
To Eat, it is rumored he once devoured the rations of an entire orphanage of small children. It is later said that he was brought down by lethal dosages of Ether. I don't know where that came from.
Music
The Saints
The Cardinals
The Blues
Hurricanes...seriously, most of the time they are pretty cool.
Waking up on the West Bank after blacking out in the French Quarter.
Waffle House
Kitties
Lee >.>

That little kid at Hadji-mart. >:(
Val
Females with drama and prissy ass attitudes, please the dude ain't got time for it. Honestly!
Fake ass people.
Haterz and people who fuck up sexy ass pictures >:(

FACT: His name isn't even Mike. :/
FACT: His relations with Lee are clearly, wholly, and utterly platonic in nature. >:(
FACT: Actually does play the violin, rather well in fact.
"Nah Nah.....it wadn't nothin like that....All I know...I was sleep....and these girls wake me up... pourin....hot... grits on me......beatin' me... hittin me with all sortsa typesa shit."
FACT: Once was tipped $100 by the Ca$h Money Millionaires....and /didn't/ complain.
Can think of nothing else to write...
FACT: has smoked with and makes it a point to regularly associate himself with corndogs. This may seem strange, but fuck it; I'm in the desert.