Kindred Laws of Las Vegas (Nathaniel Sanders)

These laws came about at the 2000 court in which Nathaniel announced the ban on embracing.

Any written version of laws are like a condom; write once and then discard.

Don't come to the party if you're not going to play.

Be mindful of the electronic eye; don't stay too long when you play.

Use cash, never plastic when you play.

Bring no recording devices to Elysium; no Elysium may be recorded.

You must take three right turns before coming to our Elysium; watch.

Plastic bottles have special recycling bins; don't panic.

Youtube is a crime; don't become a celebrity.

Play with toys the night away but do not make companions.

Gluttons of food will be punished by all.

There is only one judicator for murder and our Traditions.