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character annihilation impulse -- a player who repeatedly makes the same mistakes over and over, thus resulting in character deaths shortly after creation

charisma dyslexia -- the condition whereby a sheet with strength 5 and presence 1 metamorphs into don juan(ette) (also applies to striking looks 4, presence 1 sheets) see also: britney spears dismorphic dysfunction -- occuring when a character dresses like a pedophiles' dream (character usually played by a male)

cyber contortionist -- someone, who in the course of roleplaying (typically during cyber sex) puts themselves into positions that no human being could hope to achieve in real life, let alone take pleasure in.

delusions of ooc persecution -- player feels that they are constantly the target of ooc use. They will bring their accusations and feelings up constantly and will accuse others to such a degree that no one wants to play with them out of fear of being accused also. This derangement will often cause the player to be very sensitive about IC statements, assuming that almost every statement is based on ooc.

discipline/skill fetish -- someone that has a discipline or high level skill and uses it over and over and over for no apparent reason.

discipline inferiority complex -- someone that feels their discipline sucks, even though they bought it, and complains incessantly about how it doesn't have enough power, or its unfair.

eager-beaveritis -- a player who consistently rolls their attack pool before factoring in defense or armor of their opponent, because they're so glad to finally be clobbering someone.

experience inferiorist -- a player who, no matter how much experience they earn, no matter how long they've had this character, are convinced that their play sucks, and the STs hate them.

failure to thrive -- someone that no matter how hard they try, can't make any meaningful connections with other players, and cannot get involved with storylines.

irc disfunction -- someone who has played for a month or more and still does not know how to private message, dcc, or check their notes.

kingpin disorder -- characterized by people who speak obsessively in ooc about nothing at all, and when people don't necessarily respond all of the time in 30 seconds, they believe themselves to be insulted and will often quit until the next time they can come in and share the same stories and gain a sense of newly refreshed accomplishment.

low meds typing disorder -- characterized by an abnormal amount of typos

narcissus disorder -- the belief that you are inherantly right and should be at all times the center of the universe. can also lead to bouts of "experience inferiorist" and "delusions of ooc persecution". often, such players will immediately grab for power positions, only to bitch on an ooc level about how they should be something else instead (something another player has spent months working towards) and construct elaborate reasoning to back up why they should be granted an ic position through ooc. beware: the narcissistic tendancies of this type of player often lead to mini- revolts in games due to insidious rumors spread through private messages or via phone to other, gullible players.

obsessive following disorder -- someone who's play consists of finding people in public places and following them, for no reason.

premature inits disfunction -- calling inits or escalating a problem prematurely

reading disfunction -- a player who will, upon realizing that suspire is a text game, immediately sign on and inform the storytellers that the website is "impersonal" or that they "don't understand the book" and attempt to get a storyteller to walk them through every aspect of character creation and often will ask things like "so what bloodlines are approved?" or "what's the experience cost for [enter trait here]?". -- see also: exception fetish -- a player who believes the rules of fairness do not apply to them in particular and will often ask questions like, "well i know that [bloodline] isn't approved, but can you make an exception for me?" to the sts.

supremascist disfunction -- a player who makes characters with the following stats: str 3+ striking looks 2+ vigor 2+ cele 1+ and cybersex 4 ( spec: whips ); then insists that anyone who doesn't refer to him/her as 'hun', 'darling', 'father' or 'madam' must be anihilated for treason.