Dougernaut

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Dougernaut, know among some of his friends as "Doug Thoin" or "Hey Baconfucker!" lives in Long Beach, CA. His interests include Suspire, writing in the third person, and that trading card game where you put together little pirate ships and battle each other for treasure. He has two sets of testicles. So devine.

He's spent an inordinate amount of time for the tabletop session he runs fleshing out the Los Angeles area and the power players and whatnot that live there. Doug regularly has sex with bacon, earning him the nickname "Baconfucker." If you're interested in the mechanics of that, or just want to ask him something about having sex with inanimate ojects, you can forum pm him. If you have his number, call him some time.

He is currently playing William Brookhurst, used to play DuPont, Jacques and Jacob Pfeiffer, and on a certain previous server played Lou and Obediah Black.

The mack daddy himself eatin' some pussy.

Likes: Shiny Pants, Cats, Trailer Parks, Monster Trucks, Nascar, (sometimes) Shootin', Drinkin', Cohortin' with godless types, Ladies,

Dislikes: Weiners, the word "weiner," Shiny pants that prominently display his 'weiner,' Weiner dogs, This Wiki Edit. Also: Weiner