Crystal

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A peek into the insanities...

This is Boob Kitteh.
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This is Boob Kitteh.
Crystal loves you!
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Crystal loves you!
My sexy baby holding a gun.
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My sexy baby holding a gun.
I can haz stripee hairs?
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I can haz stripee hairs?

I live in Atlanta, Buckhead to be precise. I'm married, and I have two fuzzballs, one of which is pictured above. The other one is above taking pictures. I currently work for Comcast, the great media bitch of the southeast, but I am hoping soon to leave that job and go to school full time.

My dream is to be a theater teacher. Yeah I know, loads of money amirite, but seriously, teachers a. have WAY more cash then me, and b. fucking schedule from heaven. Christmas? off! Thanksgiving? off! Spring break? off! SUMMER? OFF! Not to mention, theater is something that I love, and there are too many teachers out there who try to teach it out of a book. You teach it out of love, out of acting, out of DOING something.

So, maybe a little history from me or something. I'm gonna be honest with you guys I've been up for about 24 hours now so I'm a little off kilter and this may ramble a bit. Live it, love it, deal with it. I was born in Alabama. Been a drama addict since 9th grade, pretty much rebuilding our Drama Club from scratch. I was the quiet shy type at first, and then it all changed. I went to Theatre Camp, or the Springer Opera House Theatre Academy if you like. It brought out the crazy, happy go lucky Crystal that you see today. There was some tragedy at home afterwards, my dad died. I was really out of it for a while, but theater pulled me back. I was called by the Springer, they needed stagehands for a production, and I volunteered. Best thing that could ever have happened to me. I've stagehanded/acted in over 15 plays/musicals at the Springer Opera House. That old building was literally the point of life and death for me.

However, all good things must come to an end. I went to college, made a complete ass of myself...apparently the smart kids do bad in college. Who'd have thought. So I come home, and instead of getting into another play, I decided to move to New York. Not fun happy New York City but Bum Fuck New York. Hated NY, found Nick, brought Nick down to this crazy Atlanta town.

Soooooooo I got a little long-winded there. Who cares, this is my wiki and I'll do what I want to.

So what's next. Likes I suppose, and dislikes...

Likes

  • Nick
  • You crazy Suspirers
  • Cats
  • Inside jokes with my gang
  • Scrubs
  • Your Mom
  • House
  • Heroes
  • Rasberry Chocolate Truffles
  • Going really fast in Atlanta Traffic (Yes, I'm one of those that weave in and out of lanes ^___^)
  • Food Network
  • Coffee at R Thomas with the gang at 3am
  • My LARP

Dislikes

  • People who can't spell or use half decent grammar (IE Letters for words, u for You, r for are...TWO MORE LETTERS TO SPELL THE WORD OUT DEAR GOD!!!).
  • -- She hates me :( and everyone whom I've infected with Rob Syndrome :( /me cries :( - <3 clocktower
  • Cops who pull you over for stupid shit like 3 miles over speed limit.
  • Anyone that calls to comcast. go spend 4 minutes on the internet finding that EXACT SAME FUCKING ANSWER
  • Cat Poo
  • doffe (he said he wanted his own line, here you go)
  • Country/Rap/R&B
  • Pickles. Ew.
  • Your Mom's Face
  • Lamers that skirt the rules
  • Lamers that are lame.
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